Cushendal Tower

NO SMOKING IN BED.
NO ABUSE OF OTHER ARTISTS WORK.
NO SELF ABUSE AFTER LIGHTS OUT.
NO WORK SMALLER THAN...
NO WORK BIGGER THAN...
NO FRIENDS ROUND TO STAY.
NO AGE LIMIT.
NO NICKING CUTLERY.
NO CURFEW.
IF THE CALOR GAS BOTTLE RUNS OUT, GET IT REFILLED AT MCALLISTERS ACROSS THE ROAD AT YOUR OWN EXPENSE.
WORK HARD.
PRODUCE SOMETHING YOU'LL BE PROUD OF.
DO THE DISHES.
NO SLACKING.
KEEP A DIARY (MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE A BIG CURFEW TOWER DIARY SO YOU CAN READ OVER PREVIOUS OCCUPANTS THOUGHTS, NOTIONS, DAY TO DAY DOINGS.) BE INSPIRED.
WHEN LEAVING, REMEMBER TO SWITCH OFF THE LIGHTS, LOCK THE DOOR AND LEAVE THE KEYS WITH HUGH MCATEER NEXT DOOR.

THERE WILL BE MORE RULES.
THESE ONES BEING JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD WHILE THE STEWARDESS PUSHES HER (?) TROLLEY UP THE AISLE AND IS CHARGING ONE POUND FOR A PLASTIC CUP OF TEA. MAYBE EVERY ARTIST IN RESIDENCE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO COME UP WITH A NEW RULE. ANYONE FOR CREATIVE RULE PLAY?"